Oh Dear – The “Cake Boss” Of Beer Gets Panned

What a disappointing graphic. But appropriately so – don’t you think? See, I have mentioned how I have been utterly unthrilled by the prospect of a TV show about Dogfish Head and their business operations. This is not to say you should not be thrilled by the show and not to say that I do not like some beers by Dogfish Head – though not all. It’s just that the whole Cake Boss thing has been done. The format is tired. My chosen photo captures that, doesn’t it. Besides – I love the beer not the brewer. Celebrity brewer infomerical? That’s a bit sad. So, give me something new. Give me Man v. Food any day. Or maybe a show about craft beer or even the history and taxonomy of beer generally. But not this:

…the series focuses on Sam Calagione, the proprietor of the Delaware-based Dogfish Head Brewery. A telegenic and voluble type, Calagione waxes eloquent when he describes his company’s mission. He claims that Americans are the kind of people who refuse to accept what’s shoved down their throats, and that’s why we demand distinctive beer. Then he goes ahead and contradicts that by noting that craft beers are only 5 percent of the U.S. market. He says the philosophy of the company is stated in a long quotation from Emerson about individualism that is posted on an office wall. Since it’s too many words to put on a bottle, the company’s motto is “Off-centered ales for off-centered people.” Calagione’s skill at crafting baloney is put to good use in the first episode, in which Sony Records commissions him to create a beer to commemorate the 40th anniversary of the release of Miles Davis’ album “Bitches Brew.” Inspired by jazz, which he says is a mixture of African and American elements, Calagione decides to blend an Ethiopian honey beer and an American imperial stout, even though the aforementioned statistic would suggest that the quintessential American beer would be a bland, fizzy mass-produced lager.

That’s from Media Life magazine‘s web site. A hat tip to Andy for mentioning it on Facebook. Not a source that has a particular agenda or at least one that has any skin in the craft beer game. And what about the name, Brew Masters. Is it a claim? Any why the plural? I would have thought that that time would have been reserved for a show that might talk about a number of masters of brewing from breweries around the world. That was the show I was hoping for – Stan and Ron wandering the globe meeting the beery, getting a zillion perspectives. It appears my disappointment in regards to the scope of and planning for the show may be matched by results. Oh dear.

But, as with my not giving of the rat’s ass about Beer Wars and then seeking your input on the experience, you may have a different point of view. And maybe a better graphical representation of your mood about the whole thing. You should. You better. Let me know what it is.

One thought on “Oh Dear – The “Cake Boss” Of Beer Gets Panned”

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    Velky Al – November 20, 2010 2:30 PM
    http://www.fuggled.net
    Glad to see I am not the only one underwhelmed by these kind of films/shows. Mind you, I am not really surprised given that in the blogoshere, my absolute reads are the likes of Ron and Martyn rather than the jet set trendy brigade.

    Alan – November 22, 2010 8:45 AM
    I don’t know why I assumed the show would be on Discovery TV Canada at the same time. Silly me. I tried to follow on Twitter, too, but there was a very interesting hash tag “contest” during the show which offered a draw. Which meant the feed was clogged with praise from those wanting to win a prize. Interesting strategy.

    dave – November 22, 2010 7:41 PM
    http://www.sevenpack.net
    The show was as I expected from having read the press release. An Ace of Cakes (more jovial and fun loving, compared to the yelling, or at least that is what the commercials make it seem, of Cake Boss) of brewing. It was a fun watch, with some mild beer educational value to it (not information about mild beer… that would have been neat, having Ron pop in all of a sudden). I would watch again, if I came across it, but if I miss it I wouldn’t be devastated. So I guess put me somewhere in-between your disappointment and some crazed fan of the show (I assume there is some blog post out in the beer-o-sphere, heaping glorious praise on the show… I just can’t be bothered to find it).

    I would definitely go for a wandering the globe beer show however. Something similar to the Beer Hunter (http://www.youtube.com/user/CaptainJos#p/c/159E2E89C950303E)? I’d throw my vote in for Pete Brown co-hosting it… Stan, Ron, and Pete, a Top Gear-esque show to beer. Can’t wait for Pete’s next video blog.

    dave – November 22, 2010 7:43 PM
    http://www.sevenpack.net
    Oh… and my guess for the plural of “masters”, they have multiple brewers working at DFH.

    Alan – November 22, 2010 8:12 PM
    Thanks, Dave. I don’t think I am disappointed with the show – just that it is not the show I want. It actually sounds like it made a reasonably large percentage of the audience happy even if the elongated rap-like thing by all reports was a bit squirm-making.

    “Top Beer” – that is more like it.

    Rick – November 24, 2010 3:58 PM
    http://www.extendedpints.com
    I rather enjoyed the show for what it was, If people went into it expecting anything other then your typical look into industry x and not expecting the forced deadlines and forced crises (glue spill) then I would think they have never seen a discovery or tlc show before.

    Is it ground breaking? No. It is however very cool that more of the common folk are getting exposure to this wonderful world we call home.

    dave – December 7, 2010 5:11 PM
    http://www.sevenpack.net
    Probably not a great sign that they have already moved the show to a different time slot (Thursday 8PM)

    dave – December 20, 2010 4:43 PM
    http://www.sevenpack.net
    Another craft beer tv show… in the same exact vein as Brewmasters:
    http://beernews.org/2010/12/beer-notes-cigar-city-edition-tv-show-expansion-mikkeller-tasting-room/

    No Top Beer in sight.

    Jeff – October 5, 2011 2:10 PM
    Do beer geeks/snobs stop drinking their favorite “craft beer” once that brewery become well recognized or increses in size/distribution?

    Ive seen the show and have actually met Sam Calgione who seems like a very nice/interesting guy who cares a lot about bringing new/different/craft beer to the market

    Stop with all the hating on Sam!

    Alan – October 5, 2011 2:41 PM
    Stop saying that disagreeing is hating!!!

    People are entitled to their own views.

    Jeff – October 7, 2011 11:46 AM
    I never said that disagreeing was “hating” and I realize that people are entitled to their own opinon/views.

    I was just wondering why the writer of a beer blog would be “utterly unthrilled by the prospect of a tv show about Dogfish head and their business operations”

    To me, it seems like this TV show would only help to encourage and introduce people to other styles of beer and to get them out there purchasing beers from companies they might not recognize or know about.

    Is that not one of the main goals of this blog?

    Alan – October 7, 2011 12:13 PM
    Who the hell are you to tell me about the goals of my blog? First you moronically call me a hater and then you decide what my job is.

    I was “utterly unthrilled by the prospect of a tv show about Dogfish head and their business operations” because I was. As it turned out, it was a dud of a show and never even ran its full course. If you need celebrity to give meaning to your relationship with beer, fine. But keep me out of it.

    Beer Soaked Erik – October 7, 2011 12:42 PM
    http://beersoaked.com
    I watched the first show in hopes that the name “Brew Masters” would ring true and feature different brew masters from various breweries as the episodes progressed. I guess I was hoping for an inside look at a variety of breweries. I like a handful of Dogfish Head beers, and will probably continue to buy anything I see from them because they are unique, and often good. But I’m also one of the reasons the show is getting cancelled. I watched the first few episodes, then lost interest. I’d much rather see a different brewer every episode. Cheers!

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