Hockey At Work

Saturday sees hockey on the rink built over the last two weeks on Market Square behind work. From the tenuously linkability of the Whig:

Confirmed for Saturday’s Limestone Classic tournament, from 10:30 a.m. to 4 p.m. on the ice at Market Square, are: hockey hall of famer Dale Hawerchuk; retired Toronto Maple Leaf legend Wendel Clark; Joe Nieuwendyk of the Maple Leafs; Brenden Morrow and Marty Turco of the Dallas Stars; Mike Keane of the Vancouver Canucks; Matt Bradley of the Pittsburgh Penguins; former Leafs Dave Gagner, Nick Kypreos and Dave Ellett; former New Jersey Devils John MacLean and Joe Cirella; player agent and onetime Boston Bruin Mike Gillis; Hockey Night in Canada personality Ron MacLean, and Gord Downie, Gord Sinclair and Paul Langlois of the Tragically Hip.

Who would I like to say hi to? Wendel.

Bettman Continues To Amaze

With news like this you have to wonder what some of the smaller team owners are thinking this morning:

The NHL players union broke from its long-standing position of refusing to accept a salary cap in their latest offer Monday night, but owners rejected the deal, according to reports…The union counter-offered with a $52-million salary cap. The players also proposed more aggressive tax rates on team payrolls and offered a 24 per cent salary rollback on all existing contracts.

By rejecting this astoundingly sensible offer and moving to the cancellation of the season Bettman can only be saying the problem is not the players but the number of teams.

It Begins

BOSTON — In the first tangible sign that it is almost time for the Red Sox to begin their first World Series title defense in 86 years, the team’s equipment truck — stocked with some 30,000 pounds of freight — pulled out of Fenway Park early Friday afternoon and headed for the team’s Spring Training complex in Fort Myers, Fla.

Stop the NHL Madness!!

It was interesting to read the statements of Trevor Linden, head of the NHL Players Association after attempts to discuss the current lock-out collapsed:

With commissioner Gary Bettman out of the way and hardline owners like Boston’s Jeremy Jacobs and Carolina’s Peter Karmanos out of the picture, Linden was hoping to make some headway. He says what he found out was — regardless of who’s in the room — the NHL is as determined as ever to get a salary cap. “Their pursuit of a team-by-team hard cap, NFL-style model, is crystal-clear,” Linden said. Linden believes the players want to find a solution and are willing to examine new ways of getting there. But to his mind the league road map is fixed, always leading to a salary cap. “If we can’t sit in a room and have a mutual discussion and work around each other’s problems to get to an agreement, then what are we looking at?” he asked. “I think players really get their back up when they understand what’s going on here.”

Here are the things Bettman does not understand:

  • Canadians do not like NHL hockey like Americans like NASCAR or the NFL. They like hockey;
  • Whatever happens with the NHL, Canadians – whether resident in Canada or the USA – are your audience. The 1,000,000 Canadians in Los Angeles are the only reason the Kings exist;
  • Canadians are quite content to watch other hockey like AHL, junior and, now, on sports TV Swedish league. We have learned all the funny Finnish and Latvian names and are happy to watch them;
  • Most of the NHL is still populated with Canadians from small towns or with small town ethics. These people for better or worse were not brought up in hockey to aim for millions but for hockey glory. This is not an innane comment but compared to the NBA, NFL or baseball the point of all the years of 5 am practices was not to earn you celebrity and was not the only route available to comfort for the players growing up. It is for the most part about being the best. These are boy scouts gone mad, lunky Dudly Do-rights…that is all. If you screw them, they are as likely to go get another job – because there is nothing your average Canuck likes less than a dumb boss;
  • The best opportunity for fan pressure in support of the league are already past. There is nothing a Canuck respects more than someone who will walk on a pay cheque – think freelance lumberjacks. Not that we are that but we like to think that we are that. Even the guys in their 50s in their suits on the 67th floor. They are prouder of their canoe and the edge of their axe than their retirement savings. That pride is at stake. The players have walked after they found the arenas locked. How many will come back? Wherever they go, Canadians will follow. To watch hockey. The NHL is ultimately irrelevant; and
  • Canadians have never liked Gary Bettman.

My best guess is the puck will next drop on the 2006-2007 NHL season with another Commissioner, 80% of the teams, 60% of the audience, 80% of the wages and 60% of the current owners. And it will be a good thing.

Dodgeball

Amongst all these serious questions, I am compelled to find more play in my life. Compelled but not necessarily driven in that mid-winter kind of way. But if I could get myself through the snows and into the gym, it would be a good dodgeball league more than anything that might get me there.

The Los Angeles Dodgeball Society is a weird mix of kids play and ’70s and ’80s style. Here are the rules which are a little more involved than the good old murderball that I recall. Murderball was basically you get hit and you are our with only one ball in play. These guys appear to play with about ten balls at once. Post-first person shooter murderball. Post- pre- and perhaps mid-game beverages appear to be a key factor as well.

I am glad I got back into soccer on the grass, pool swimming and even the exercise room but I wonder what game I would really like to play again in a gym if I had a chance amd twenty or so other nimrods? Floor hockey would be up there. Maybe basketball. Definitely dodgeball. Bloggers ought to adopt dodgeball as the official sport of cyberia. It is after all the ultimate nerd game.