Stop the NHL Madness!!

It was interesting to read the statements of Trevor Linden, head of the NHL Players Association after attempts to discuss the current lock-out collapsed:

With commissioner Gary Bettman out of the way and hardline owners like Boston’s Jeremy Jacobs and Carolina’s Peter Karmanos out of the picture, Linden was hoping to make some headway. He says what he found out was — regardless of who’s in the room — the NHL is as determined as ever to get a salary cap. “Their pursuit of a team-by-team hard cap, NFL-style model, is crystal-clear,” Linden said. Linden believes the players want to find a solution and are willing to examine new ways of getting there. But to his mind the league road map is fixed, always leading to a salary cap. “If we can’t sit in a room and have a mutual discussion and work around each other’s problems to get to an agreement, then what are we looking at?” he asked. “I think players really get their back up when they understand what’s going on here.”

Here are the things Bettman does not understand:

  • Canadians do not like NHL hockey like Americans like NASCAR or the NFL. They like hockey;
  • Whatever happens with the NHL, Canadians – whether resident in Canada or the USA – are your audience. The 1,000,000 Canadians in Los Angeles are the only reason the Kings exist;
  • Canadians are quite content to watch other hockey like AHL, junior and, now, on sports TV Swedish league. We have learned all the funny Finnish and Latvian names and are happy to watch them;
  • Most of the NHL is still populated with Canadians from small towns or with small town ethics. These people for better or worse were not brought up in hockey to aim for millions but for hockey glory. This is not an innane comment but compared to the NBA, NFL or baseball the point of all the years of 5 am practices was not to earn you celebrity and was not the only route available to comfort for the players growing up. It is for the most part about being the best. These are boy scouts gone mad, lunky Dudly Do-rights…that is all. If you screw them, they are as likely to go get another job – because there is nothing your average Canuck likes less than a dumb boss;
  • The best opportunity for fan pressure in support of the league are already past. There is nothing a Canuck respects more than someone who will walk on a pay cheque – think freelance lumberjacks. Not that we are that but we like to think that we are that. Even the guys in their 50s in their suits on the 67th floor. They are prouder of their canoe and the edge of their axe than their retirement savings. That pride is at stake. The players have walked after they found the arenas locked. How many will come back? Wherever they go, Canadians will follow. To watch hockey. The NHL is ultimately irrelevant; and
  • Canadians have never liked Gary Bettman.

My best guess is the puck will next drop on the 2006-2007 NHL season with another Commissioner, 80% of the teams, 60% of the audience, 80% of the wages and 60% of the current owners. And it will be a good thing.

Sticky Bun Withdrawal

Much sadness met the news last week that Cards Bakery on King Street suffered from a fire. Cards was (and hopefully will be again) the home of the unreasonably large pastry. Like any good bakery they had day-olds for a ridiculously low price which, despite the apparent petrification the high sugar content rapidly imposed on this otherwise delightful cinnamon roll, were rejuvinated with about 12 seconds in the microwave. Shown in only partly grotesque larger format with a mere click upon the image to the right, this puppy weighed in at probably over a pound of yeast risen cakey perfection. Six cost $2.50 as day olds – under 42 cents Canadian each. Nothing.

When I bought this one and the other five that went before it, I joked whether it was scientifically possible to get more sugar and butter into one object. The clerk said that they would give me a side dish of sugar for dipping if I wanted one. Rumour has it there is a branch in the burbs.

Cheapest Mobile Blogging

This summer I plan a road trip that includes hotels with internet hook up. I want to maintain this site for the two weeks I am away but want to spend as little as possible doing that. I also plan to visit some US micros for photo-laden posts at A Good Beer Blog. I have no laptop. What would you recommend? What is the absolute cheapskates’s approach to mobile blogging?

Update: I am keeping this up top for a few days. I need more butt kicking from portland as well as a good idea or two. One question – what is the most backwards laptop available second-hand which you could use? A Tandy 100?

More On Tags

So now that Technorati is tagging allowing for the indexing of the web, shouldn’t categories broadcast the same system of ? I was going to put a referral tag into my Regiopolis post below and then I realized that my post had now text and each photo was already a link. I categorize such posts under “Kingston” so shouldn’t that category broadcast its Kingston-ness? Thankful I am to the masters that be of this my blog as that category already has an RSS link and maybe this is already solved in that sense. It would be nice if that RSS were able to be directed to Technorati or my public centralized aggregator of choice so that it automatically was picked up along with all other posters of posts with that same tag.

Concurrent to this, it seems to me, will be the responsibility to ensure that your categories make sense. “Stuff I Like” might be one of the less useful categories…but as long as the automated aggregation could be turned on or only could be broadcast to a sensible taxonomy such as wikipedia has organically created the inspecific or unspecified categories would not be an issue.

Oh, to be a boy again and have all the smarts it would take to create a “rel-” tag based aggregatron from which I could sell tasteful yet lucrative advertising.

Further: Shouldn’t this be as easy as those broadcasting tags stores are introducing as described at wikipedia?

Radio frequency identification (RFID) is a method of remotely storing and retrieving data using devices called RFID tags. An RFID tag is a small object, such as an adhesive sticker, that can be attached to or incorporated into a product. RFID tags contain antennas to enable them to receive and respond to radio-frequency queries from an RFID transceiver.

Mr Fourth?!?!

Mr. Fourth! Both Gen X at 40 and A Good Beer Blog take a fourth at the 2004 Canadian Blog Awards. I feel like the Canadian swimming team.

So what does that get me? A cheese tray even? Many thanks for all who voted…just not often enough. I think over half the votes were from me. Oh, well. Maybe with some Heritage Canada funding I can make the medal podium. I really want to hear the Gen X at 40 anthem and see the Gen X at 40 flag slowly raised.