Dalek Found

A Dalek stolen from a Somerset tourist site has been found on Glastonbury Tor after thieves said it was “too hot”. The prop, which was at Wookey Hole Caves, near Wells, for a Doctor Who exhibition, was taken more than a week ago…

Last Thursday, staff found a Dalek plunger arm and a ransom note on a doorstep. The note read: “We are holding the Dalek captive. We demand further instructions from the Doctor.”

Now those are some good weirdos. ‘Cause they are not really real, right? Right?