Kim Freaks

You know he would double dip the chips if you invited Kim Il-sung over. Nick the trinkets and baubles from your bookcase when you weren’t looking, too. Look in the medicine cabinet. Why? Be cause we are all apparently at war with him so he don’t care no more.

Satellite images indicate North Korea appears to be getting ready for a second nuclear test, officials said yesterday, as the defiant Communist regime held huge rallies and proclaimed that UN sanctions amount to a declaration of war.

I say that someone – maybe Belgium – be given the task of storming the palace but do it in a really surreal way to match the nuttiness. Solders dressed up as sad clowns or velvet Elvi. Maybe after a global laugh and point.