At the ICU

Things seen and heard in the ICU:

  • Visitor:”How will it be when he wakes
    Nurse: “Is he a smoker?
    Visitor: “No
    Nurse: “Then he’ll be fine.
  • It is a little odd to see your Dad happily snoozing on morphine. All non-emerg and going well, thanks.
  • After seeing cops and corrections guys sitting around drinking coffee, I figure pretty much every day must land some prisoner in ICU after getting the hell beaten out of him given our nine or so Federal penitentiaries.
  • It is nice to see a crap restaurant in a hospital where there are very good medical resources. Priorities.
  • Queen’s has got the best designed multi-story car park I have ever seen. It is under a sports field and you wouldn’t know it is there if you were not within 50 feet of the entrance.

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