I do not think I have ever played to a 0-0 tie in a soccer game before last night. It was hardly a slack affair with cross after cross off my golden right boot…ok, in my mind at least. Going through the kit bag this morning I even have a massive grass stain across the middle of my back. There is a comfort in knowing the corpse can take a pounding like that at 42 and more than that in pounds overweight.
Aches and pains. Aches and pains. Time for Tiger Balm on toast.