No, I Do Not Want An Imported Man Mug Thanks

So, could the menu offer a Woman Wine? I would have preferred that the mug was manly as opposed to simply masculine. I had no idea mugs were, in fact, gendered. What do they get up to in the dishwasher? I also didn’t know that while their masculinity was superior when not in frosted form – something many males might agree upon – that they were inferior to pitchers. Makes one want to work on that two fingered fastball a bit more… if you know what I mean.

One thought on “No, I Do Not Want An Imported Man Mug Thanks”

  1. [Original comments…]

    Craig – May 24, 2013 10:46 PM
    It’s trademarked as well. Don’t even think about calling some other mug manly.

    Nitch – May 25, 2013 4:13 AM
    http://tastingnitch.com
    Was this the kinda place that also served Busweiser as a “local, full body beer.”?

    Martyn Cornell – May 26, 2013 7:44 AM
    http://zythophile.wordpress.com
    The “34oz Man Mug” is, of course, merely a litre stein under a stupid pseudonym – “pseudo” being exactly the right nym here. The purveyors should be held up to Maß ridicule.

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